Son of Anarchy 4:51 Wed Feb 3
Just when you think youve seen it all
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Im at the gym on Sunday morning, did my swim and steam. Im in the shower minding my own fucking business.
I turned around only for me to be faced with a early 50s man, deep in concentration with a bic razor in his hand shaving his balls.
Ive tweeted the gym to ask them of their ball bag shaving in the shower policy.
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sidneyshitcunt
5:46 Wed Feb 3
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Gym attracts all these kind of perverts. Does tend to be rough 50 year olds shaving their 'nads or drying (pleasuring) their own anal cavities in the hairdryers.
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sidneyshitcunt
5:50 Wed Feb 3
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Additional: a bloke in my gym who is 30s, as bald as a coot, glasses, I'd seen before he had no chest hair. Noticed the other day he has shaved his entire body hair including scrotum. Gave me a look like "what" when I was momentarily seemingly-querulous. Looks like a cross between Duncan Goodhew and an unfortunate Bernard Matthews turkey.
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Sydney_Iron
6:00 Wed Feb 3
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You do see some odd things, gym I go to there is this bloke who is often in the changing rooms when im there, after a work out, in the time it takes me to have a sauna, shower then change this weirdo is still wandering around stark naked, he’s a scrawny little bloke about 60 but hung like a horse.
Its well strange the way he seems to be doing things, washing his hands, sorting his stuff out but always right were everyone can see him and stark bollock naked, you cant help but notice the size of his cock and its why he does it but very strange in my opinion, he’s a wrong un for sure.
Theres another bloke, Asian who i see there sometimes, showers and then drys himself with the hair-dryer rather than a towel, takes him ages, another older oddball.
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Steve P
8:48 Wed Feb 3
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At BP's gym and squash club, they had to install individual changing cubicles because the Muslims complained about having to change in full view of others.
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ted fenton
8:53 Wed Feb 3
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What's a Gym ?
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Mr Polite
8:55 Wed Feb 3
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I read the first 4 words of your post, realised you were in fantasy land again and stopped reading
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Mr Polite
8:56 Wed Feb 3
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I apologise if the rest of the post went on to say 'emptying the vending machine'
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Pancho
8:56 Wed Feb 3
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Gym = Bar
Bar = Gay bar
Sunday morning = Secretly on a Saturday evening
Oh Francis.
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Private Dancer
9:00 Wed Feb 3
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What worries me is that you had nothing better to do on a Sunday morning other than boring old gym and swimming. Living the dream, eh.
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mashed in maryland
10:16 Wed Feb 3
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Sunday morning is perfect time for going gym surely?
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Dick Gozinia
10:27 Wed Feb 3
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I've had a pubic lice problem so to be on the safe side I shave my balls
Anyway I was giving them a going over with a Mac 3 in the showers down my gym Sunday morning when this proper pervy cunt who's always noncing in the pool or sauna is fixated on my job in hand and the dirty cunt starts wanking.
I've emailed the gym to find out what their wrong un policy is
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Takashi Miike
10:28 Wed Feb 3
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hahaha
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mashed in maryland
10:28 Wed Feb 3
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This thread would have been brilliant in the Anon days
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Eddie B
10:31 Wed Feb 3
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Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
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Chigwell
10:36 Wed Feb 3
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The moral of this story is that exercise should be taken in the fresh air, not the sweaty narcissism of a gym.
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Pancho
11:16 Wed Feb 3
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Chigwell 10:36 Wed Feb 3
You mean like.............running a marathon?
Well there's a can of worms!
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Toe Rag
11:23 Wed Feb 3
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Woman I know has got a pre op shim as a member of her gym.
Cunt walks about the women's changing rooms with his tallywacker swinging about in front of the kids.
This person has already done the "I'm oppressed" shtick and demanded to be let in the women's changing rooms and now they're all too scared to complain about it even though they all think he's a wrong 'un.
Hahaha 21st Century problems.
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Aalborg Hammer
11:24 Wed Feb 3
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When I worked in Antwerp ,I joined a local gym and was somewhat surprised (and pleased)that it was quite normal to go in the sauna/steam room 'au naturel'...and there were some very fit women there too...I had to stifle a few 'semis' in there more than once
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team boaty
11:24 Wed Feb 3
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Blokes that go gym just to lift weights = inferiority complex, body conscious wankers who over compensate and have suicidal tendencies just because they don't know how to chat to birds
The type that pluck their eyebrows and wear facepacks
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Pancho
11:26 Wed Feb 3
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"The type that pluck their eyebrows and wear facepacks"
Or fall in love with internet birds within a week and travel to an airport to meet "her"
You pathetic Charlie Sheen cuntrag....
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